New Song Parody-Ludicolo (Parody of “Alejandro” by Lady Gaga)

From time, to time, I like to write parodies of popular music to turn them into Pokemon songs. Here's my latest work:

Ludicolo
Parody of “Alejandro” by Lady Gaga
With new lyrics by Steven “Yoshi” Reich (pokepress@gmail.com)

“I know that you’ve been hurt,
And I know that you may doubt me,
But we just have to try once more,
Ludicolo…”

She’s got monsters
In her pocket
And she just looks at you,
Just looks at you

She flies above
It’s you she speaks to
She’s like a Taillow
‘round a Wepear around you

“You know that I caught you boy,
Down in Mexico, but boy
At some point I’ve gotta choose,
Before I lose”

“Don’t call my name
Don’t call my name
‘Ludicolo’
I’ll lose the game
I’ll lose the game
I just know
Use Togekiss,
Use Camerupt”
“White smoke is makin’ this tough”
“Don’t call my name
Don’t call my name
Oh please no…”

Ludicolo, Ludicolo
Ludi-Ludicolo, Ludi-Ludicolo
Ludicolo, Ludicolo
Ludi-Ludicolo, Ludi-Ludicolo

“Stop, please, don’t make me go!”
“Ludicolo!”
“Don’t make me go!”


She was broken,
Cried like a baby
‘Cuz the last time went so bad
Just went so bad

(but) All those flames that
Burn inside her
Now she’s gonna fight the fight
Gonna earn a badge

“You know that I trust you boy,
Just one more to go, and boy
At this point I’ve gotta choose,
So I choose you”

“I call your name
I call your name
Ludicolo
You’re not to blame
You’re not to blame
It’s your show
Not Togekiss,
Not Camerupt
This smokescreen’s makin’ it tough
I call your name
I call your name
Now let’s go!”

Ludicolo, Ludicolo
Ludi-Ludicolo, Ludi-Ludicolo
Ludicolo, Ludicolo
Ludi-Ludicolo, Ludi-Ludicolo

“Just follow me
Just follow me (Lu-di-co-lo)
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid (of that Tor-koal)
Today’s your day
Today’s your day (Lu-di-co-lo)
Not Togekiss,
Not Camerupt (Here we go…)”


“You called my name
You called my name
‘Ludicolo’
I’m in the game
I’m in the game
You said so
Not Togekiss,
Not Camerupt
This smokescreen isn’t that tough
You called my name
You called my name
Here I go…”

Ludicolo, Ludicolo
Ludi-Ludicolo, Ludi-Ludicolo
Ludicolo, Ludicolo
Ludi-Ludicolo, Ludi-Ludicolo

“You called my name
You called my name
‘Ludicolo’
(Ludicolo, Ludicolo)
We won the game
We won the game
Blow by blow
(Ludi-Ludicolo, Ludi-Ludicolo)
Hey Togekiss
Hey Camerupt
That’s why we never give up
(Ludicolo, Ludicolo)
You called my name
You called my name
How’d you know?”
(Ludi-Ludicolo, Ludi-Ludicolo)

Ludicolo