Thnks Fr Th Mnphy (2017 Rewrite) (Parody of "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs" by Fall Out Boy)

As a teaser for our upcoming discussion of "Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea", I hired a Sri Lankan singer named Lasan to record an updated version of "Thnks Fr Th Mnphy", a parody of "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs" by Fall Out Boy that I originally wrote back in 2007. The song turned out great, and I hope you enjoy it:

Thanks to Lasan for permission to post this video.

Lyrics:

I'm gonna make it surf and shake
(If there’s a battle I can’t wait)
Hang in there but say you’re in control
In case he doesn't know
(Say you’re in control
Say you’re in control)

And I want these moves to win the fight
Cuz’ they’re a song that makes the game come to life
“Who does he think he is?”
If that's the best you got, better put your monster back in its ball

This might be worth a try
Thanks for the Manaphy
Even though its moves weren’t great
It floats like Mew—but on water
This might, just, be worth a try
Thanks for the Manaphy
Thanks for the Manaphy
Guess, it’s just like Mew—only weirder (oh)

Been looking forward to the battle
Got my eyes on another badge
and this Cherish Ball
It's always hazy except for (except for)
When you’ve got a test to pass (got a test to pass)
One last stand (one last stand-oh)

One fight and one more try
Thanks for the Manaphy
Even though its moves weren’t great
It’s cute like Mew—only wetter
One fight, yeah, and one more try
Thanks for the Manaphy
Thanks for the Manaphy
Hope, it fights like Mew—only better (oh)

They say
"I only think in the form of crunching Claydol
In gym battles Collecting ev-ry symbol"
Get me into this game
Get you out of your ball
I'm a moment away
From getting back in to the groove (whoa)

This fight was worth our time
Thanks to the Manaphy
Even though its moves weren’t great
It hits like Mew—only harder
This fight, yeah, was worth our time
Thanks to the Manaphy
Thanks to the Manaphy
When, it fights for you—it goes farther (oh)

This fight was won this time
(Won this fight, won this time)
Thanks to the Manaphy
Even though its moves weren’t great
It pulled us through a gym leader
This fight, yeah, was won this time
(Won this fight, won this time)
Thanks to the Manaphy (To the Manaphy)
Thanks to the Manaphy (To the Manaphy)
See, it pulled us through—as a winner (oh)